6 facts about the 6 ‘Gradlets’ that you won’t hear elsewhere:
Lizzie Alleyne
Age: 21. Nickname: Derek
1. Often refers to herself as ‘a wide-eyed grad’.
2. Very stylish.
3. Loves asking senior management for ‘tips’.
4. Is made a pack lunch (ham and salad pita) by her mother every day.
5. Leaves work early to go shopping on Oxford Street.
6. Religiously asks every Thursday, 'OK so who watched The Apprentice and Mad Men?'.
Anthony Harris:
Age: 21. Nickname: Antoine


1. Always ill- loves going to Boots for Lemsip.
2. Goes to ‘The One Show’ about 4 times a week live at the BBC (his flat-mates work there).
3. Drinks whisky on the rocks in the pub and can’t handle it.
4. Wore a suit to the opening day of ADcademy when instructed to go smart-casual (not recommended).
5. Generally late and always wears TM Lewin.
6. Secretly wants to work at an agency called Geronimo, not Publicis.
Gina Hood
Age: 21. Nick name: Ginsters & Hoodlum

1. Never had a McDonalds
2. Never watched The Apprentice
3. Argued with a Wetherspoon’s barman over the amount of margarine in her baked potato.
4. Her boyfriend is a rock-star.
5. Claims to live in ‘She Bu’ (Shepherd’s Bush).
6. Loves David Cameron

1. Never had a McDonalds
2. Never watched The Apprentice
3. Argued with a Wetherspoon’s barman over the amount of margarine in her baked potato.
4. Her boyfriend is a rock-star.
5. Claims to live in ‘She Bu’ (Shepherd’s Bush).
6. Loves David Cameron
Jack Howker
1. Claims to look and act like Ray Winstone but really looks like Gordon Ramsey.
2. Impressionist specialist.
3. Eats at least 3 Pizza Express meals a week (American Hot)
4. Has a grade 4 figure skating qualification yet used to play rugby for the Harlequins academy.
5. Has 2 idols: Rory Sutherland and Wagner (from the X Factor)
6. ‘Selfridges ruined my life.’
Andy Humphreys:
Age 24. Nickname: The Humph, Iron Bru & King

1. A classic straight talking Glaswegian who says c**t more than please or thank you.
2. Adores a Boots meal deal for lunch and drinks around 2 litres of Red Bull a day.
3. Loves his girlfriend Helen ALOT but has a weakness for Pixie Lott.
4. Serious lightweight
4. Serious lightweight
5. Once threatened to beat Jack up (jokingly he claims- although Jack was near to tears.)
6. Exceptional at laughing at himself.
(composed by Jack)
Ollie Pym
1. Has Arsenal wallpaper, curtains and matching bed sheets.
2. Abbreviates everything. ‘We work at Pubbey baby.'
3. Claims to be a ‘power dresser.’
4. Loves singing Diva Fever in the morning.
5. After a Kronenbourg he behaves like Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast.
6. Thinks that he’s Shia La Beouf’s twin.
Ollie x



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